Lewis: eu preciso do office.
Art: eu tenho o open office.
Lewis: (gay) vc carrega com vc o open office?
Art: Veja se está no meu pendrive.
Lewis: tá.
Lewis: Essa merda de pendrive nao tem virus não né?
Art: Não! só usa linux…

Computers that have more than 2 users are like a toothbrush with more than 2 users: it’s impossible not to have problems with them.