Lewis: eu preciso do office. Art: eu tenho o open office. Lewis: (gay) vc carrega com vc o open office? Art: Veja se está no meu pendrive. Lewis: tá. Lewis: Essa merda de pendrive nao tem virus não né? Art: Não! só usa linux…

Computers that have more than 2 users are like a toothbrush with more than 2 users: it’s impossible not to have problems with them.